Executive Producers: Hasan Minhaj, Michelle Caputo, Shannon Hartman, Rick Famuyiwa, Jennie Church-Cooper. No one did that for that photo. You know what the shitty part is? Is someone sitting there? Just the two of us trying to make it in America. It was a big deal for a lot of us. Because Ive played all my cards. Mom and Dad was my Vietnam. Your courage to do whats right has to be greater than your fear of getting hurt. , and to receive email from Rotten Tomatoes. Its all about location. Clothes, culture, money. You know, they say every generation is defined by a great struggle or tragedy. Comedy, No one is. His body temperature is so low that he looks blue. I need that girl. Walk in there and just own it. When is she coming back? And youre really special to me. Hello? I grab the second phone. Dad, your favorite color? Stanford! What? Pakistan was created because of this reason. I know, but I convinced my dad. Never did that. Hasan Minhaj (The Daily Show, Homecoming King) stops by Utkarsh's apartment to discuss his one-man show "Homecoming King", bringing South Asian American stories to the mainstream and the responsibilities that come it, how things work at The Daily Show, and Hasan talks about his brave, bold and incredibly powerful speech to Congress at the 2015 No, no were not. I look at her, Please dont say anything. She says nothing, like a G. [laughter] Bell rings. Im livid. YOLO. In ten minutes, the man married a woman he had never laid eyes on. I want to be a family. We got Batman, baby! I could give it to you. Whatever I lacked in real-life game, my digital game bananas. Hindus and Muslims are like the Montagues and Capulets of India. Dave Chappelle delivers a speech at his prestigious alma mater that reflects on his comedy roots, his rise to fame and why artists should never behave.. Right? Mrs Reed opens the door. Married. Because of this weve been killing each other for centuries. Im standing there. Because she knew the rules. Our parents are like a firewall to the outside world. Youve got cards to play. Weve all been there. In a weird way that brings us together, and we have to do everything together. Hasan Minhaj ( / hsn mnh ( d) / HUSS-n MIN-hahzh, -hahj; [a] born September 23, 1985) is an American comedian, writer, producer, political commentator, actor, and television host of Indian descent. Its March Madness for nerds. Available in: 720p.WEB 1080p.WEB WEB: same quality as BluRay Download Subtitles. So cool. Long time no see, indeed. [talks gibberish in high-pitched voice] Seven years. I dont got to change who I am? Now the ball is in our court, were going to be bigoted? Dad, I promise you, God doesnt like bigotry. Spray on the Michael Jordan cologne. You dont get it, man. Thats the price we pay for being here. Thats when I was like, We really are from two different generations. BMX bikes aside. Davis California.. Thank you, thank you. Walk in there, be confident. And then, when it came time for me to get married, I got married to a girl from a Hindu family. How many times behind closed doors do we complain about racism in our community? Minhaj asks. She went to an Ivy League law school. Her family is Hindua point of contention for Minhajs Muslim family. And thats how you make it great. Im pooping my pants. So I started doing comedy. Never happened. And now Im sweating through my suit. And I was like, You knew my situation. [slow, stupid voice] Uh, I dont understand other cultures, bro. And usually its the kid whose birthday it is, and we stand there and point and laugh. Be like this, be like this. [laughter] [whistling, whooping] Whats up? Do that with this, and then lick the lips and go, Whats up? Im practicing it. Never happened. Youre like, Whats the difference? You look the same. So how do I explain this? Take it. But then I realized, wait, hold on. Come on! Thank you. Have fun in med school. Which is a huge lie. Every day I walk past their building during lunch. Bethany, do you know why Im here? Weve got to clean this up. Zen! Im walking up to the doorstep, and Im about to ring the doorbell when Im like, Wait. We used to have landlines. No one is going to marry him. Shes like, Hey. Second marriage, Tools, Clear History. None of you guys are smiling. Im like, Why arent you saying something? Coming Soon. We use cookies on our website to give you the most relevant experience by remembering your preferences and repeat visits. And I know 9/11 is a super touchy subject. This is a statue of an elephant. Its not asking for a co-sign. you move on to different chapters of your life. Whats Hasan-bye? I went to school with a bunch of Ryan Lochtes. Youre doing comedy now. But as soon as I say that He looks at me like I believe in Santa. How many times do we complain about racism in our community? Youre walking around like a rooster. And, like, Seema was that chick, you guys. Thank you. Just below that it reads "Ticket Confirmation#:" followed by a 10-digit number. Your son just won the Scripps National Spelling Bee. Steve Carell, John Oliver, Sam Bee, Jason Jones, Ed Helms, Steven Colbert and me? This website uses cookies to improve your experience while you navigate through the website. Other days, No, fuck that. Im so excited. Dad hates yogurt. [laughter] He hates milk. But I get that look, now. Im looking at my dad and I see all five-seven of him. Two years, three years, four years, six years, seven years I finally get a chance to headline a comedy club. I mean, I did write a show about it, but [laughter] like a lot of people. And its not like they were yokels yelling sand n*gger! I could let that pass. Cool. Hey, stay for dinner. We just had br0wnies, but okay. Were sitting there at the dinner table. And you know, time has passed, and I dont really think about that day. Look at his brother. Ive got this shit following me around on the playground. Hasan Minhaj (The Daily Show, Homecoming King, Patriot Act) is an American comedian, writer, producer, political commentator, actor, and television host. And I didnt know what that meant. I'm home. I need that girl in my life. Your AMC Ticket Confirmation# can be found in your order confirmation email. It is mandatory to procure user consent prior to running these cookies on your website. Thirty for 30? And I stuck my landing like a Russian gymnast. This category only includes cookies that ensures basic functionalities and security features of the website. Howve you been? #MrP. Its a big deal. We also use third-party cookies that help us analyze and understand how you use this website. Her father is this successful retired judge. I dont deserve this. Put your Rajesh in my Rengatramanajananam. I was like, Stop it. Me and Dad run outside and all the windows on the Camry are smashed in. I grew up here. Totally remember you. Hey, audition for The Daily Show. I submit a tape. Dont be tacky. Look at that face. Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King TV Special 2017 TV-MA 1 h 13 m IMDb RATING 8.2 /10 7.6K YOUR RATING Rate Play trailer 1:21 1 Video 3 Photos Comedy In his first stand-up special, Hasan Minhaj weaves humorous and heartbreaking anecdotes to tell his life story as an Indian-American Muslim. With his new Netflix standup special, Homecoming King, Hasan Minhaj proves his winning streak is no fluke. Pizza Hut pizza sliders. But what makes matters worse is, you had me socially crucified in front of everybody. Its not rubbing off! I was fucking terrified. Hasan's entire act took us on a journey of identity, privilege, discrimination . I was like, Oh, hey, whats up? Ive never been to a club and seen nine dudes: Yo, whats going on? Whats going on? Its all coming at this girl. I still cant understand some of you. Whipping through the streets of LA. [laughter] I dont want to be a doctor! Log kya kahenge! No! We love that you come over and study. Im going to sneak out. Netflix Can I ask him the question? Hes like, Okay, Alice. Do you know what thats like? Youre going to die, so put it on the tombstone. Now that the balls in our court, and were gonna be bigoted to another community? You guys wanna know a secret? I cant die. And I know some of you guys are like, Hey, this is Davis, okay? She was like, Fuck that. [laughter] Dont you know what this means? The class goes nuts. She has this look of concern. If you go home and are honest, your parents will be like, Even though I disagree with you, I respect your candor. Its like living in North Korea. Why are you bald and skinny? Keywords: high school stand-up comedy immigrant experience. I cant date your daughter. I dont give a fuck, Uncle Sam. Ill just put this on the wall. And Muslims we dont really, uh, like cartoons. Its real. I jump off the roof. And Fox News is in New York. I was like, Oscar speech, go. Dont just, like, go into it. He's a two-time Peabody Award winner and host of the Netflix show Patriot Act with Hasan Minhaj, which has just begun its second season. 23 S.E. And then my dad would do what most br0wn parents do. Oh, you couldnt go to prom with a white girl? Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King scores a 8.56 digit binge rating out. August 11th, 1993. By what name was Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King (2017) officially released in India in English? Youre funny. Which is a tell-tale sign of being, like, Hey, man. Ill just sit here, cool. Im sitting there. My dad sits everybody down. Kabhi Khushi Kabhie Gham is playing on Zee TV. It was all a dream. But its not a dream, its the universe telling you, Its a Fair and Lovely world. Father doesnt want us to go to prom. My mom is frying pakoras. Say it. A car almost hits me. You know Bills demeanor. His age is apparent throughout the specialboth in the cultural references scattered throughout (including a decent impression of the rapper Drake, several uses of the catchphrase YOLO, a mention of being #blessed), and in the way he youthfully leaps and bounds across the stage while telling his stories. A lot of time. Stop imagining her having sex with Rajesh Rengatramanajananam. Youre good. Ira Glass says children are our future.. Thank you.. The 72-minute show, which Minhaj originated as a one-man off-Broadway show in 2015, is an energetic piece of storytelling that is a comedic but insightful reflection on Minhajs experience of growing up brown in America. Some people were put here to find a cure for cancer, or find a vaccine for Ebola. Youre a dick. Thats the last time we ever spoke. Marvel Movies Ranked Worst to Best by Tomatometer, Jurassic Park Movies Ranked By Tomatometer, The Mandalorian Season 3 First Reviews: Still the Best Star Wars TV Show, Critics Say. Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King (2017) - Transcript May 21, 2020 Comic Hasan Minhaj of "The Daily Show" shares personal stories about racism, immigrant parents, prom night horrors and more in this stand-up special. Im really nervous. But we had those first secrets. And I know the older generation doesnt like those jokes. Homecoming King Posted on January 8, 2021 by Anneke Hoekstra This analysis activity and culminating writing assignment on Hasan Minhaj's 2017 Netflix Special Homecoming King asks students to consider the ways in which comedy is used to explore difficult personal and societal topics. I run, but my dad beats me to the phone. Brunettes? The first time you experience racism? Thats the nicest Ive ever been dressed, playing Mario Kart. The 72-minute show, which Minhaj originated as a one-man off-Broadway show in 2015, is an energetic piece of storytelling that is a comedic but insightful reflection on Minhaj's experience of growing up "brown" in America. Send that shit right now! And Im biking with my knees bowed out. What will people think? I dont know if you know, but every time a br0wn father says log kya kahenge, a star actually falls from the sky. She closes her book. Lets move on to Aisha., One day I get an email from my manager. I need you. Just like, Ah. And Id look at him and be like, Oh, man. Youre not Hasan Minhaj. Why is it every time the collateral damage has to be death, for us to talk about this? [audience sighs] And shes like, Oh, my God, honey, did Bethany not tell you? Student and Alumni ProfilesView the profiles below to learn more about some of our talented master's and doctoral students and alumni!Alexander HendricksMasters in Green TechnologiesMeet AlexAlexis OyetiboMasters in Chemical EngineeringMeet AlexisArnout DevosMasters in Computer Science Meet ArnoutAyten KahyaMasters in Green TechnologiesMeet AytenDaye NamMasters in Computer Science Meet . Listen, I would love to give you some tix, but were going to be taking a lot of photos tonight, and I dont think youd be a good fit. Send that shit! We got our first A-list celebrity to back the Muslim community. We can choose what we want to adhere from the motherland. Are we? Compromise? You get it, right? Hey, man, by any chance do you know how many pizza sliders you get in a box for just ten bucks? [laughter] Nine! Is it true you can mix and match up to three ways? [laughter] Yes, three. Do you want it? The bike goes left, I go right. You guys decided to get your Angelina Jolie on, and bring over this FOB. 22nd Ave Pompano Beach, Fl. Any cookies that may not be particularly necessary for the website to function and is used specifically to collect user personal data via analytics, ads, other embedded contents are termed as non-necessary cookies. Fast enough to get there, but slow enough to not get pit stains. Thats on you, thats not on me. Why do you do this to your daughters? You bring nothing to the table. I hear the patter of her chappals. I cant say anything. Youre never going to get married. And Im standing there on that doorstep. 26 letters in the alphabet, right? with updates on movies, TV shows, Rotten Tomatoes podcast and more. And her family had just moved from Nebraska to Davis, and we were in AP Calc together, but we had chemistry. Mom, Dad, a school friend is coming over. Americans hit on the arm and bruise the body. I hope you make up your mind. Youre not funny. Be proud. The surgery is that risky. Kind of like tonight. Coming Soon. By continuing, you agree to the Privacy Policy and Hasan bhai is a comedian.. Thank you. Ill see all the employees, Hannity, Coulter, OReilly, leave their building, cross the street, walk past me, and line up for halal chicken and rice. Aisha goes, Come home, now. I was like, I got a set at the Comedy Store. Its what every generation did before you. This is House of Cards. And then immediately behind my mom, is this little br0wn girl with a mushroom cut. She does mergers and acquisitions now. I was like, Are we getting married? Its like phones connected to the land. God is laughing at me. Were the rappers that made it. Someone whos not in our tribe. I gave you the first ride. And Im looking down at her, and Im like, Man Im being a dick. Like, this whole time I was looking for acceptance from Cody, Corey and Cole [laughter] and I had it right here this entire time. AP Calc? The past is the past. This is a secret that nobody told me! In the photo hes like, You had better get all As. Like, lets be real. Gods not like, Youre racist. I get to the door, open the door, then I hear, Hey, Hasan! Shes sitting outside. Door opens. Yeah! Match up to three ways. And he has all this scruff on his face. It went whiter than white. And now you want to be the bigger man? [laughter] What about Mr Rengatramanajananam? Shes like, I hit it off with this guy. So Im looking in the trees, the bushes I look back in the middle of the street, my dad is in the middle of the road sweeping glass out of the road like he works at a barbershop. I remember being in the grocery store. Minhaj. Tools, Clear History. But isnt it our job to push the needle forward little by little? You want me to change my life for Naila Aunty? I need her, Dad. #its a small world. Very heavy. Shes going to tell Dad. Lets focus on whats important here. All the time. I had to bring it back here. So even if you never want to talk to me ever again, Ill always be rooting for you. You know how you carry hatred in your heart about people in your past? This is really nice. Are you his son? Yeah. Youre over 18? Roll call was a problem. So you could pick the door handle for the bathroom. [laughter] And I was like, Why dont you have me pick out the toilet? Im the only br0wn kid at school, Dad is the only br0wn guy at work. I understand. He served as an associate producer for the Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King special, released on Netflix in May 2017. I didnt know that people could be bigoted even as they were smiling at you. Were different. And then Hindus, they like cartoons. Cloth interior for life. Theres one mall in the entire area. How easy is my name? And youre like, Everybody loves me. Its such bullshit, right? Good job. No! He shakes my hand. Phone rings. Fox News is incredible. He goes, I dont think we should do this. But there was one bright spot, this girl named Bethany Reed. I hear a voice. I jump on stage! Her family owns a camera. My dad was like, A camera? So he runs to my grandfathers house and lays it on the line. Hell, no. I dont have a time machine. I should kill myself. People say, Wheres Bobby Jindal from? Thats where he comes from. Im about to close the door. We have great fathers. Coming Soon. Just confirm how you got your ticket. But, you know, if life gives you lemons, sometimes youve got to make revenge lemonade. Sprinkle in a little irony. When the familys car windows were smashed, Minhaj reacted with anger, while his father calmly swept up the glass and said, These things happen and these things will continue to happen. It was a defining moment where Minhaj realized the large gap separating him from his fathers generationhis father saw racism as part of an American Dream tax, while Minhaj, born in America, had the audacity of equality., This gap surfaces again when Minhaj is introducing his family to his eventual wife. Your Ticket Confirmation # is located under the header in your email that reads "Your Ticket Reservation Details". Boom! I cant tell you how blue it is. They want you to audition. Look, Mom, Dad, lets just be real. ' And I was like, What did you say? And shes like, I told my mom, Not again. 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