With close to 15 weeks this was the second longest break between articles so far. If winds reached 500 mph, would it pick up a human? Ever since J. Robert Oppenheimer headed the discovery of the atomic devices on July 16th 1945--on both sides of the planet, governments the world over have raced to stockpile the most efficient of. This memo has been declassified, but was never published. What would happen if all of the rivers in the US were instantly frozen in the middle of the summer? This somehow turns back time [ ] How much energy would someone flying around the Earth have to exert in order to reverse the Earth's rotation? If our Twitter timelines (tweets by the people we follow) actually extended off the screen in both directions, how tall would they be? near future, and outlined the potential military uses and dangers of Lighter winds outside the clouds steer them and help them grow. {{Title text: Knuth Paper-Stack Notation: Write down the number on pages. NOAA, who are so obviously at the end of their rope on this subject, explained how radioactive fallout making it to land after we nuke a hurricane is less than ideal. No, but it does make some really cool patterns. The report outlines how when a nuclear weapon goes off underwater, it What about using a squirrel suit? firestorms. I've been told that if the Earth were shrunk down to the size of a bowling ball, it would be smoother than said bowling ball. Suppose you were to print, in 12 point text, the numeral 1 using a common cheap ink-jet printer. desk and steps on the 0 key, which inserts six extra zeroes: \[\text{Radius} = \left (\frac{3}{4\pi}\right) ^\frac{1}{3}\left ( \frac{40 \% \times 53000000\text{ megatons of TNT}}{\text{Mariana Trench pressure}+\text{1 ATM}} \right)^\frac{1}{3}\approx35\text{ miles}\]. If we ever got desperate enough to try to nuke a hurricane and crossed our fingers that something unexpected would happen, we might be rather disappointed when that unexpected thing was a disaster we could never have predicted. The questions Randall tackles range from realistic possibilities (e.g. 2 book. THAT number won't fit in the room? In the UK edition of the book, Randall included a preface about his thoughts on the units used in the UK. For over 20 years, from 1962 to 1983, the fabulously named Project STORMFURY used simulations, as well as four actual hurricanes as test subjects, to see if cloud seeding with silver iodine would reduce a major storm even a little. The heat release is equivalent. What if you shined a flashlight (or a laser) into a sphere made of one-way mirror glass? What is the farthest from Earth that any Earth thing has died? As with a lot of these answers, just don't. Repeat. What would happen to the Earth if the Sun suddenly switched off? While the idea of hurricane police is awesome (and not any crazier than having a Space Force, really), it doesn't seem like you could get humanity on board with dropping 80 nuclear bombs every year to prevent a couple big hurricanes. What better weather to try to alter than hurricanes? serious answers to absurd questions and absurd advice for common concerns from xkcd's Randall Munroe. exhaustively examines and summarizes all available research about the What changes could be made to our diets for the amount of calories to equal the energy of the Sun? Since Death Valley is below sea level could we dig a hole to the ocean and fill it up with water? early, and expend most of their energy creating a narrow surf zone on The second longest break up til summer 2016, the only one to have been announced. swept out to sea by a massive tsunami. Second and longest break so far of two long breaks in a row, the 12th break in total. Leaving aside the legal and insurance difficulties, my daughter is keen to know the maximum speed that she could expect to attain, and how many helium balloons would be required. In addition to the heat energy from the water, Whats the fastest way to get a hand-written letter from my place in Chicago to my mother in New Jersey? But this raised the question: could a bird deliver a standard 20" New York-style cheese pizza in a box? What height would humans reach if we kept growing through our whole development period (i.e. After World War II, atomic energy seemed like it could solve all the world's problems. How strong, compared to a regular cup of tea, would the lake tea be? Partway down the side of that skyscraper there's a flagpole sticking out, sans flag! No one would get a perfect score. What is the point of stopping a hurricane from doing terrible damage to a relatively small area, if to do so, you spread radioactive material around the globe, affecting unimaginable numbers of people for years to come? Could you electrofish for a blue whale? A source at a meeting with the then-president gave a paraphrased version of what Trump said to the news site: "I got it. What would happen if you tried to fly a normal Earth airplane above different Solar System bodies? As the chunks of rock fall back The Mariana Trench is gone, and with it Guam and the Mariana Islands. Earths atmosphere is really thin compared to the radius of the Earth. If they are radioactive, then they radiate energy. Would we ever generate enough power to offset the cost of the generators? What if the Earth were made entirely of protons, and the Moon were made entirely of electrons? Obviously, the answer is to nuke them when they are still small and not an issue. Randall Munroe left NASA in 2005 to start up his hugely popular site XKCD 'a web comic of romance, sarcasm, math and language' which offers a witty take on the world of science and geeks. And if the great man took the great axe, The question is, how many vehicles would it take to build a car-bridge across the Atlantic? "An airburst would result in no intense fallout and the cloud would rise well above the storm to avoid rainout.". If you had a printed version of the whole of (say, the English) Wikipedia, how many printers would you need in order to keep up with the changes made to the live version? As a writer, I'm wondering what would be the cumulative energy of the hundreds of thousands of keystrokes required to write a novel. It seemed like a safe bet to test cloud seeding on the dying storm. [[A bar chart on a sheet of paper labeled "Fuel energy density in Megajoules Hurricanes cause destruction in lots of ways, but the big one is wind. What a great sea that would be! 2: Additional Serious Scientific Answers to Absurd Hypothetical Questions is out! From my seven-year-old son: How many snowflakes would it take to cover the entire world in six feet of snow? Hurricanes are tropical storms, the water they form over needs to be above 26C (79F) for them to work. First regular release. The larger fish tended to be stunned for slightly longer because of their larger surface area but I don't imagine this relationship would be maintained for very large animals. convulsions. Better to just carry a sign. From here on standard release day was Wednesday. Hey! The seventh two weeks break, 13th break in total. National Geographic says it was a meteorologist named Jack W. Reed who first pitched the idea of using nukes peacefully, by dropping them on hurricanes. turbulent warm water and explosion debris. According to the report, as The Great Hurricane of 1780 is estimated to have killed more than 20,000 people when it hit the Caribbean. If it lacks a closed circulation it is called a tropical disturbance. Around the early 1990s, scientists started discovering jumbled fields of And the best part is, it's all humanity's fault. completely. From here on standard release day was Thursday. According to Popular Mechanics, after the nuclear power plant disaster at Fukushima in 2011, scientists looked at sea life in the area and found "low but significant levels of radioactivity in the ocean." But because there are 7800 million $100 bills in circulation and about a billion are produced each year, your bills won't make much of a dent in the US economy, let alone the global economy. It would be too bright to watch and it would turn into rock quickly. part of the ocean. Some words have consecutive letters on the same number. How many fairies would fly around, if each fairy is born from the first laugh of a child and fairies were immortal? What if everything was antimatter, EXCEPT Earth? If we hooked turbines to people exercising in gyms, how much power could we produce? Thanks for looking at my book. You just might not be prepared for how big you will need to be dreaming. book, articles were posted weekly. "A clean device would minimize lingering activity placed in the atmosphere," he wrote in his 1959 presentation. Trench. How long would humanity last? circumstances, they can be hundreds of feet high near ground zero. What would it be like to navigate a rowboat through a lake of mercury? After effectively describing what would occur as a nuclear explosion, leveling the stadium and the surrounding mile radius, he concludes with the note "A careful reading of official Major League Baseball Rule 6.08(b) suggests that in this situation, the batter would be considered 'hit by pitch', and would be eligible to advance to first base.". From what height would you need to drop a steak for it to be cooked when it hit the ground? Would it negate the need for a heat shield? My question is, what would a bowling ball look like if it were blown up to the size of the Earth? Not much. The report, published in 1996, Hurricane Katrina was the costliest hurricane ever recorded, with an estimated $176.3 billion in property damage and economic impact (via NOAA, adjusted for inflation.) Surely anything is possible if we put our minds to it, right, scientists? I'm curious, though, what would happen if one person had all of the world's money? 70% of the time you would end up in the ocean. Probably not. Through the decades, theNational Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) reports that researchers tried a laundry list of ways to stop hurricanes, including "seeding clouds with dry ice or silver iodide, reducing evaporation from the ocean surface with thin-layers of polymers, cooling the ocean with cryogenic material or icebergs, changing the radiational balance in the hurricane environment by absorption of sunlight with carbon black, flying jets clockwise in the eyewall to reverse the flow, exploding the hurricane apart with hydrogen bombs, and blowing the storm away from land with giant fans, etc.". As far back as 1984, Trump has talked about the threat and promise of nuclear. Coal: 24 The culprit was a comet or The reason for this you can read at the Editor FAQ . But why would you. "Needless to say, this is not a good idea.". As plastic is made from oil and oil is made from dead dinosaurs, how much actual real dinosaur is there in a plastic dinosaur? Liquid nitrogen? If you carry a penny in your coin tray, how long would it take for that penny to cost you more than a cent in extra gas? Every now and then we have to insert a leap second because the Earths rotation is slowing down. Again. But beware of messing with the Texans. . What about 1 foot? There is no way to tell in advance which ones will develop." On June 1, Democratic Texas Representative Sylvia Garcia introduced the Climate Change and Hurricane Correlation and Strategy Act, which would explicitly prohibit the president or any other federal agency official from using a nuclear bomb or other "strategic weapon" to alter weather patterns or addressing climate change. When they reached Though he reportedly . When - if ever - will the bandwidth of the Internet surpass that of FedEx? If you're thinking about buying it, here are some things you might want to know: Humans can't digest the cellulose in paper, but if we could, eating this book would give you about 2,300 calories (including the cover). What if we recreated the film "Armageddon," but instead of an asteroid, it was a massive storm; instead of Ben Affleck, it was just some guy; and instead of a nuclear bomb it was actually, no, it would still be a nuclear bomb. Northwest, along with most of coastal China and the rest of the Pacific My son (5y) asked me today: If there were a kind of a fireman's pole from the Moon down to the Earth, how long would it take to slide all the way from the Moon to the Earth? Earlier this year, Severe Tropical Storm Sanvu passed over the Mariana He hadn't let go of his idea as of 2004. If you have a good arm, you could probably throw this book about 45 feet. From here on there seems to no longer be a standard release day for some time. Well, sort of. I saw a sign at a hot springs tub saying "Caution: Water is hotter than average" with water at about 39C. How quickly would the ocean's drain if a circular portal 10 meters in radius leading into space was created at the bottom of Challenger Deep, the deepest spot in the ocean? Needless to say, this is not a good idea.". How close would you have to be to a supernova to get a lethal dose of neutrino radiation? There is an easy way to link to a given what if? So during the summer of 2016, it seemed it was down to about one release every two months but then it increased. This was such a shocking report, even by Trump standards, that Joe Biden brought it up at the first presidential debate in 2020. What if there was a lake on the Moon? What would happen if you were taking a shower or standing under a waterfall when you were struck by lightning? Copy paste the above text and correct the number and the title to get this result: The two first articles were released on the same day, Tuesday July 10, 2012, probably to get the blog going, and let users of xkcd see that there was going to be more. Her 13-year-old friend would then drive the Ferrari around, while she sits in the chair enjoying uninterrupted views of the countryside. Hurricane Illinois-Has-It-Too-Easy comes from somewhere to the northwest, goes through Illinois, and then back to the northwest. Liquid gallium? It's annoying biking in the wintertime, because it's so cold. Thisis what it looks If set up in the rainiest place in the United States (Ketchikan, Alaska), the cost could be offset in about a century. Almost nobody would find their soul mate. The Sun. ", "I never said that," Trump retorted. On average, not just in spring or fall. Randall announced his what if? The flooding they cause is also terrible and deadly, but at least the law of gravitation means that the water stays by the ground. This site is not under Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial 2.5 License like xkcd is. I've occasionally seen "radar enforced" on speed limit signs, and I can't help but ask: How intense would radio waves have to be to stop a car from going over the speed limit, and what would happen if this were attempted? Assuming you had a good coat, you would survive to the death zone and die. What would kill me first? Those storms don't even get names, so they can't be that big a deal. And would it even work? Could I cool down the Earth by capturing a comet and dropping it in the ocean, like an ice cube in a glass of water? If you suddenly began rising steadily at one foot per second, how exactly would you die? off the North American coast: Quantitative study of the destructive Usually the center but not always and usually rice, but often it will be a small section of meat. (In other words, how long could we chuck nukes at hurricanes until our nuclear arsenal ran out?). The sixth two weeks break, tenth break in total. to rapidly intensify. Biking at that speed would make your body generate so much heat your core temperature would reach fatal levels in seconds. What if everyone who took the SAT guessed on every multiple-choice question? that engulf the forests of Indonesia, California, and the Pacific The result of the above is that over the first 144 weeks 136 articles where released with never more than 3 weeks between releases. They are destructive but also relatively contained and short-lived, making them perfect for scientists to try to mess with. It was published on September 2, 2014, and the UK edition of the book was published on September 4, 2014. While we might not have experimented with nukes, the government has tried other ways to stop hurricanes, and even those resulted in some terrible and unforeseeable problems. Can you use a magnifying glass and moonlight to light a fire? The article 137 from July 14, 2015 was about the New Horizons probe. Does it converge to a fixed cycle? Sugar: 19 All that changes when this cat enters the equation: Lets say that when Im typing the above equation, the cat hops onto my If your cells suddenly lost the power to divide, how long would you survive? The problem is, we already know there would be no point. The surrounding area would be obliterated and there would be mass panic for many following years. Why don't we nuke them? With less than 3 weeks between releases, releases seems to have become more regular in the beginning of 2017. When (if ever) did the Sun finally set on the British Empire? (Also, Randall misspelled Bethlehem). Freemans son, science historian George Dyson, got a paper copy of the "People were astonished. ocean waves created by nuclear explosions. What would happen if you exploded a nuclear bomb in the eye of a hurricane? Until then, perhaps the best solution is just learn to co-exist with them.". So being a person on a budget what's the best way to use my free faucet to generate electricity? How much cornstarch can I rinse down the drain before unpleasant things start to happen? What could I use as a clear medium? off deep underwater acts a bit differently. Of course, thats getting a little far-fetched. This has become known as the Countdown in header text, see all details on that page. Assuming the stereo is indestructible then yes. If I shot an infinitely strong laser beam into the sky at a random point, how much damage would it do? On their website,NOAA writes, "Maybe the time will come when men and women can travel at nearly the speed of light to the stars, and we will then have enough energy for brute-force intervention in hurricane dynamics. It is almost a year ago that two comics have been released with less than two full weeks between them (that was #147 released February 26, 2016). What would happen from the impact of the mountain falling 1 inch? How fast can you hit a speed bump while driving and live? Is there enough energy to move the entire current human population off-planet? It's certainly the farthest from Earth we know about. If so, how many golf balls would be required to reach the Moon? No, not even if we change the requirements to just the passengers staying alive. What would happen if lightning struck a bullet in midair? But it would be the same problem with nukes. The what if? Hurricanes are some of the scariest, deadliest, most costly weather events on Earth. While the president was assured they would look into it, obviously this plan never went anywhere. A nuke set It's very unpromising. Absolutely! In pursuit of answers, Munroe runs computer simulations, pores over stacks of declassified military research memos, solves differential equations, and consults with nuclear reactor operators. What is the longest possible sunset you can experience while driving, assuming we are obeying the speed limit and driving on paved roads? 'My friend and I were arguing about what would happen if a bullet got struck by lightning, and we agreed that you should resolve it . Hurricane Red and Hurricane Blue (which is a blue line) are playing a game of Tron, zipping in straight lines and right angles around Haiti, Jamaica, and Cuba. "He made it up. Humans have done supposedly impossible things before. At 53 megatons, the Tsar Bomba was the most powerful nuclear weapon ever detonated, and at 11 kilometers, the Mariana (s) Trench is the deepest part of the ocean. it just under the surface. If a meteor made out of diamond and 100 feet in diameter was traveling at the speed of light and hit the earth, what would happen to it? Hurricanes are extremely powerful: A fully developed hurricane releases the same amount of energy as the explosion of a 10-megaton nuke every 20 minutes, the NOAA article says. In 2022 the follow up book What If? What took more energy, the building of the Great Pyramid of Giza or the Apollo Mission? Stopping an asteroid with a laser on the other hand is a lot easier. Not in a "scatter my ashes" sense, but, like, "throw my naked corpse out the airlock" sense. In pursuit of answers, Munroe runs computer simulations, pores over stacks of declassified military research memos, solves differential equations, and consults with nuclear reactor operators. underwater. the continental shelf. What if every virus in the world were collected into one area? After this less orderly period there came a period of 10 weeks in a row with 10 releases starting on January 1, 2015. What if all of the sun's output of visible light were bundled up into a laser-like beam that had a diameter of around 1m once it reaches Earth? much less catastrophic than a direct nuclear attack. After the meeting ended, we thought, 'What the f*ck? It then seemed to stop completely after those two, and it took more than a year (62 weeks) before #157. So I suppose the question is what is the optimal time to heat left over Chinese food in the microwave, how about an 800 watt microwave? You would have to go 200m/s. 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