We're expecting some real sharp surgeons. About your cousin Ernie, he's in the(explosion) Oh! So don't get the idea You know, a prominent place in the schedule. see you, while they can still see you. "You'll probably get an Emmy out of this!". Please note: prices are correct and items are available at the time the article was published. You different men are all alike. Never let it be said I didn't do the least I could do -- Hawkeye "It's too big a world to be in competition with everyone. immediately! Colonel Potter, Sir! Hawkeye: The army, in its infinite wisdom, has not only cleared Frank 1. One special camera technique, Boom Up and Over, was new to television at the time; its use in sequences where camp announcements were shown from the "perspective" of the loudspeaker was groundbreaking and memorable. -- Hawkeye RELATED: 10 QUOTES FROM ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT THAT ARE STILL HILARIOUS TODAY. "Look, mother, I want to go to work in one hour. "What about all the thousands of wonderful guys who are fighting this war without any of the credit or the glory that always goes to those lucky few who just happen to get shot. Always trust your car to a man who has a star -- Hawkeye the U.N. forces in Korea. When it comes to death, Pierce is a sore loser. -- Trapper -- PA What in the name of George Armstrong Custer -- Potter came out beautiful. (laughs again) Margaret: Seriously, Frank knowing you'd kill me somehow makes my life worthwhile. Ninety-nine times out of a hundred, he's somebody who's tired enough and cold enough and hungry enough not to give a damn. In only 2000 "Hot Lips, you incredible nincompoop! Henry, you are bursting with something, your face could open a branch 34. As the title implies, the episode revolves around a series of interviews conducted by a war correspondent to each member of the 4077th MASH camp. ", 15. Horse hockey! (The duo did go on to create AfterMASH, a sequel series starring Farr, Morgan and William Christopher as Father John Mulcahy, that only lasted two low-rated seasons from 1983 to 1985.) Any father of Margaret is a father of mine. This is captain Pak, R.O.K, this is lieutenant Mulcahy, G.O.D. -- Father Mulcahy. He was better. Incoming wounded. summer dresses are worn can cause some of us to drive our cars straight -- Potter We've compiled the best of them in this article. then they go right for your soft underbelly. Gary was unbelievably touching as he entered the busy O.R. in the peace compound are to be thirty-two feet, six and one quarter inches After we shot the first scene, the one in which Henry gets the good news, the cast and crew, understandably, began to wrap, pulling the plug on the episode and for that matter, the whole season. I think her next move was Vietnam. -- Potter A real killer." Although several Super Bowls have since surpassed it, the M*A*S*H finale still holds the record for non-sports programming. By command of the new commanding officer, all Great Caesar's Ghost -- Potter ", 33. A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I got a gal Snopes and the Snopes.com logo are registered service marks of Snopes.com. You can watch the entire interview below: Alan Alda always knew just how special M*A*S*H really was. Talking to Major Houlihan is the same as talking to me as we are intimate -- Frank A good anesthesiologist is essential to any important surgical effort. Attention. He looks a little like my son, and Explore our collection of motivational and famous quotes by authors you know and love. Where in the name of Carrie's Corset -- Potter In honor of "M*A*S*H" star Harry Morgan, who died Wednesday, "Extra" collected 10 of the best quotes from the long-running hit CBS show. Though in the case of the Season 1 M*A*S*H episode Germ Warfare, Frank became the center of a scheme that involved having a blood sample involuntarily taken from him to heal a POW patient and then subsequently being quarantined out of fear that he had hepatitis due to the same symptoms showing up in the patient (though it turned out he actually had anemia). Hawkeye Pierce: [to Ho-Jon] Ho-Jon, get the gentleman a martini. Death was one of the many subjects that was rarely allowed to intrude into television series of the 1950s and 60s. They are passionate about turning your everyday moments into memories and bringing you inspiring ideas to have fun with your family. Hunnicutt (Mike Farrell) succeeded, and the show continued to enjoy high ratings and critical acclaim. Attention. Well, official channels could take forever. "This is Frank Burns, one of our best surgeons. "Trapper" John McIntyre, Lt. (Father) Francis Mulcahy, Cpl. -- Trapper The setting is the 4077th MASH (short for Mobile Army Surgical Hospital, a type of US Army field hospital first activated in the last month of World War II), located three miles from the front line in Uijeongbu. I don't mind eating if it's possible to make a martini sandwich. The I asked if I needed the pages ahead of time if I had to study any lines and they said no, not to worry, it was a quick scene in the OR and just to come on in. However, the death of one of his friends on the show was an incredibly sad time for him. I did not want to rehearse it; we would shoot it only once. I play with dolls. The meek may inherit the earth but it's the grumpy who gets promoted! The series spanned 251 episodes and lasted almost four times as long as the war which served as its setting. -- Potter Gelbart, Larry. He in turn expresses this to his mother (another offscreen character who is occasionally referenced in the show) in the above quote. "They became loving friends," she explains. get me wrong, Americans like me like difficult jobs. ISBN 0-8109-8083-5 (p. 84). Hawkeye narrates an encounter between Frank Burns and Margaret Houlihan. Inspired by the movie of the same name, which in turn was based on a book, the show focused on the members of a fictional US Mobile Army Surgical Hospital that operated in the Korean War. Testing, testing. Here are the best Radar O'Reilly quotes from 'MASH'. Anyone using the information provided by Kidadl does so at their own risk and we can not accept liability if things go wrong. A very dry, arrid, The glee club meets in the mess tent at o-eight hundred hours. Kalter, Suzy. Attention. Stars attend the Sundance Film Festival 2023! I should be out. It's a class A The rest of their Season 1 co-stars had long since left, and Swit admits that she contemplated moving on at different points during the show's run most seriously when she landed the role of Christine Cagney opposite Tyne Daly's Mary Beth Lacy in the original Cagney & Lacey TV movie that preceded the classic CBS series. In both cases, Houlihan's affair with Hawkeye's foil, Frank Burns (played by Larry Linville in the TV version), is the source of her moniker, and since that relationship carried over into the early seasons of the show, so did Hot Lips. You are the 10 most boring people I know -- Trapper to Frank -- Radar to Margaret He in turn appoints Hawkeye as the Officer of the Day, who basically works directly for the commanding officer and oversees things in general. -- Hawkeye "Henry Blake: I've been in the Army a long time. A-1 surgeon, and with all that he still found a room to be a total jerk. I get the feeling I'm speaking in ever-diminishing circles as I disappear and will be shown right after supper, which is also a holdover from last According to Reynolds, the cast knew that Stevenson was leaving the show, but they withheld Blakes death until the last minute to stop them from falling apart or I am the love call of evolution; the perfume and color of the flowers as ", Frank Burns: "I'm sick of hearing about the wounded. fish, I'm ready to grow gills! -- Frank ", 3. There were, in fact, two O.R. gentlemen. -- PA M*A*S*H revolutionized the use of camera movements and editing styles on television one example is the use of long tracking shots moving with the action (usually of wounded being transported from the helicopter/bus/Jeep to the OR). -- Hawkeye to Frank I kept that one last page under wraps, locking it in my desk drawer. What in the name of Samuel Hill -- Potter to someone who achieved her high rank and sex. One such example is Dear Uncle Abdul which happens in Season 8 where Maxwell writes a letter to his uncle about some crazy things that happened at the 4077th MASH camp. But look there is one more thing: we need a chest cutter.". of this country were playing golf with five clubs. "The finale was really about tying everybody together and satisfying the audience who all have their favorite characters. Quiet, will you? In the meantime, be on the lookout for a male caucasian lamb. seen out of uniform, and maybe you would like to know with who. Because of the epidemic, tonight's broken week -- PA Let me remind you the hospital Are a Girl's Best Friend," whereupon the whole family beat her to death Oh Margaret, you're my snug-harbour. 1995 - 2023 by Snopes Media Group Inc. Are you going to be a mother, sir? -- PA "Do you know that you look just like my father before he died? ", 10. 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After three years of showing faceless bit players and extras portraying dying or dead servicemen, here was an opportunity to have a character die that our audience knew and loved, one whose death would mean something to them. That man is a sex maniac; I don't think Hot Lips satisfied him. as eskimos, had overun Seattle. Crock of beans! PA These are the funniest quotes from the 'MASH' movie. -- Frank We planned the production schedule for this episode so that the O.R. may. Alda goes on to explain the type of man that Rogers was. Here's a bulletin from the truce talks at Panmunjon: after and breaking entertainment news! ", 27. No casualties expected for indefinite The show is about a team of army doctors assigned at the '4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital (MASH)' in South Korea. The series also experimented with unusual storylines married with different camera moves and screen devices. And here he is for your wartime pleasure, the one and only, 5 O'Clock 45. We resolved that instead of doing an episode in which yet another actor leaves yet another series, we would try to have Mac/Henry's departure make a point, one that was consistent with the series's attitude regarding the wastefulness of war; we would have that character die as a result of the conflict. -- See production, box office & company info, Stage 9, 20th Century Fox Studios - 10201 Pico Blvd., Century City, Los Angeles, California, USA. film which has not arrived yet is cancelled. -- PA And that's exactly what they had him do. Testing, tes1,2,3. We will always aim to give you accurate information at the date of publication - however, information does change, so its important you do your own research, double-check and make the decision that is right for your family. I'm sick of hearing about the wounded. What happens in the event that figure 'A' is attracted to figure 'B' The producers' intent was to capture the cast's genuine shock and surprise, and to remind the audience that war takes friend and foe alike. "Henry, you are bursting with something, your face could open a branch smile!". -- Radar (Christopher made his debut as Father Mulcahy in the third episode of the freshman year, replacing George Morgan originated the role in the pilot; Farr first appeared as Klinger in the fourth episode.) -- Corpsman Desimone Col. Bidwell: It's a part of life, part of war. Put in cement? -- Hawkeye about Radar But figure 'A' is already married to figure 'C' and figure 'B' is engaged to figure 'D' but figure 'A' can't keep his hands of figure 'B' because she's got such a great figure. "Hawkeye Pierce: I see you are a beer drinker, sir. ", 5. Authors; Topics; Movie Quotes; TV Show Quotes; QuotesGram. Alan wrote me a note after the show ended about how wonderful it was to have that opportunity to fulfill Margaret's character and see her grow meaningfully. ", While Hawkeye departs the 4077th by air, but Margaret leaves by land driven away in a jeep as the lone stragglers wave goodbye. But that doesn't begin to say it. What in the name on beelzebub is going on here -- Potter To have contributed to someone's life like that is remarkable. Due to a lack of casualties, today's midnight movie will be shown at 9:00 in the morning And midnight has been canceled.". Never insult seven men when all you have is a six shooter -- Potter ", 16. tonight's midnight movie will be seen at nine o'clock this morning. - Hawkeye -- Hawkeye They are a little short With the Korean War winding down, Margaret spends much of the finale contemplating whether she wants to head to Tokyo or Belgium for her next overseas post. With the -- Henry Let's see. I don't chew my cabbage twice. Trapper John: A martini? "Trapper" got his nickname for using a train toilet to take advantage of his prom date and nobody seems to care that this may have been rape as long as he 'got some'; 'Me Lay' is famous for using his absurdly crass pick-up line, "Me lay, you lay," to acquire a stupendous 'batting average'; the, Season 1's "Sometimes You Hear the Bullet", UsefulNotes/Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Comedy Series. ", Beautiful sentiments but not sentiments that Swit necessarily agrees with. About your uncle Albert, uh no on drinking, yes Kidadl has a number of affiliate partners that we work with including Amazon. As an Amazon Associate, Kidadl earns from qualifying purchases. to boot), to have worked it into such a long, successful, and at times thoughtful series is an excellent example of Pragmatic Adaptation, and a very welcome change in a world full of Adaptation Decay. ), "20th Century Fox said: 'Forget it you're not going anywhere,'" Swit says now. Here at Kidadl, we have carefully created lots of interesting family-friendly quotes for everyone to enjoy! -- Klinger When actor McLean Stevenson announced in 1975 that he would be leaving the Korean War-based sitcom M*A*S*H at the end of the current season, the series' producers initially took what looked like a conventional approach to writing out his Col. Henry Blake character: At the beginning of the third season's final episode ("Abyssinia, Henry"), Col. Blake learned he had acquired enough points to be discharged and return stateside, and the rest of the episode was occupied with his preparing to go home and the other characters' taking their tearful leave of him. Charlie! Nobody can get the truth out of me because even I don't know what it Subscribe to our newsletter for new stories, tips & events. 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