This has occasionally ended up with both of us having our own spatula both stirring the same food at the same time, [–]LunaOona 254 points255 points256 points 3 years ago (13 children), [–]infuriatesloth 245 points246 points247 points 3 years ago (12 children), I just imagine them both stirring furiously and looking at the others pot, [–]dakiii 384 points385 points386 points 3 years ago (8 children), [–][deleted] 86 points87 points88 points 3 years ago (5 children), [–]MagicMistoffelees 44 points45 points46 points 3 years ago (4 children), [–]theAlpacaLives 57 points58 points59 points 3 years ago (2 children). By using our Services or clicking I agree, you agree to our use of cookies. We do swing sometimes. It doesn't stop her, but it's still a rule. One can not live unconnected from an established way of living. 1.2k. We do too, because our cat fell into the toilet twice when she was little. ... Of course, some people do have kind of weird deal breakers. [–]nukelover89 40 points41 points42 points 3 years ago (2 children). It inconveniences everyone equally. [–][deleted] 117 points118 points119 points 3 years ago (4 children). Everyone runs late getting home from time to time. (Married quite a long time now, rule established within months of meeting. If you're also like me and have trouble properly expressing things sometimes, using a short pre-established code word instead of having to say "I feel like this teasing has gone too far and my feelings will be hurt if it goes on, could you stop?" I found the accounts of several people I know. My husband and I have the same rule within reason. We're only 30 so I don't know, or like, their music. We have the understanding that, once this codeword is spoken, everything is 100% serious and needs to be handled as such. more >>, Askreddit is for open-ended discussion questions. [–]DlGGLE 24 points25 points26 points 3 years ago (3 children), [–][deleted] 40 points41 points42 points 3 years ago (6 children). © 2020 reddit inc. All rights reserved. Control, when forcefully taken, is abuse. [–][deleted] 52 points53 points54 points 3 years ago (0 children), [–][deleted] 54 points55 points56 points 3 years ago (0 children). I point out attractive women to my lady but she is so damn monogamous that she doesn't even look. [–]semprini23 51 points52 points53 points 3 years ago (0 children). We do 'Marco Polo' instead, but fun idea! Sometimes it can be tough to tell the difference between the comfy (kind of boring) stage of a relationship and the signs that you're not really satisfied. [–]covermeslowly 41 points42 points43 points 3 years ago (5 children). To balance it out, he does most of the dishes despite doing very little of the actual cooking. You never put sugar into a tea after the hot water if you want it all to dissolve properly. Sitting in the dark contemplating that rule. We treasure our together time as much as our alone time. Itâs not surprising that people turn to the internet for relationship advice, usually with throwaway handles and identities obscured. If we say something mean to eachother, the person saying the mean thing has to take an article of clothing off. Members. The other person makes dinner, cleans up, etc. It works really well for us and we're both happy. Anyway, long story short, my grandfather was my all, the funniest guy ever, he used to say super funny jokes. Enjoying reading this comment are you Brian? and join one of thousands of communities. I know you have your own account and I will one day find it! Rule is he has to either hook up with all or none. Coming up with these phrases is way more fun than it has any right to be. We share all the household chores except for laundry and dishes. Important rule because she constantly forgets about her leftovers and that just wastes food. [–]mydogclimbstree 172 points173 points174 points 3 years ago (19 children). That way, there is no unnecessary hurt feelings during that time. Unfilter. Not weird at all. It's pretty useful! Jackson and Maggie are literally the weirdest couple and I canât believe Shanda tried pushing incest on us like nooooo. If her leftovers are in the fridge uneaten for 3 days, they are mine and she isn't allowed to argue or complain about it. [–]hamlets_uncle 35 points36 points37 points 3 years ago (2 children). To remedy this, we dubbed my car the "car of good vibes." Even/especially if the other is sleeping. I would venture to say I am a damn good cook. Win-win! r/AskReddit is the place to ask and answer thought-provoking questions. [–]iiden 33 points34 points35 points 3 years ago (0 children). Some of the advice there is great. I like your first bullet point. [–]custodescustodiet 79 points80 points81 points 3 years ago (4 children). Expert Advice Giver [14] 2 hours ago. [–]ipromisenottocuminya 33 points34 points35 points 3 years ago (2 children), I am not allowed to rub her friends' feet, [–]uzzinator 29 points30 points31 points 3 years ago (0 children). We seek posts from users who have specific and personal relationship quandaries that other redditors can help them try to solve. My bf is going to a wedding and the groom told him there will be a lot of hot single bridesmaids. Weird relationship I am a 18yo male and I have a 20yo female friend, we became really close really fast, I have known her for about one and a half years but in these last months somehow our relationship has drifted into a "too close to be just friends but not over the edge to be a relationship". All of our rules are flexible to adjust with life with the exception of not being able to touch my laundry for any reason ever. For Valentineâs Day, we rounded up a few â and if youâre wondering, the answer is almost always âdump him.â We making kissing noises when we enter the apartment as a "hey I'm home!" English is not my first language), Helped. Not all men have weird as fuck relationships with their mothers. [–]Hessis 122 points123 points124 points 3 years ago (12 children), [–]pancakepizza_ 58 points59 points60 points 3 years ago (10 children), [–]badassllamalady 12380Answer Link1237 points1238 points1239 points 3 years ago* (20 children). He gets to choose whatever is on the tv downstairs during the day of were hanging out down there or sports are on. No farting on each other. I always want Chinese food, she doesn't always want it. She's chased me out the door for her other two before, [–][deleted] 73 points74 points75 points 3 years ago (6 children), [–]NYSEstockholmsyndrom 198 points199 points200 points 3 years ago (8 children), Sarcasm is indicated by using a unicorn at the end of a text , [–]FloralBison 365 points366 points367 points 3 years ago (24 children). Maybe this could be the reason why she don't wanna tell her parents about you, change her job schedule etc She could be just afraid of the changes, Some people with autism have problems understanding other person feelings too, so it make it harder for then to maintain a relationship with someone, because they can't fully understand what you are feeling. [–][deleted] 23 points24 points25 points 3 years ago (0 children). Now that we have some extra cash, we decided this was a good way to treat ourselves to things we want. Hello silence my old friend It was used mostly to make sure we were still happy and moving in the same directions. If I use kissy sonar and he doesn't answer it usually is an unspoken "I'm studying/having a phone call/ can't talk to you right now" so I leave to do my thing. Whats the best "toddler complaint" you've ever gotten? So we do it with dogs- every dog must be pointed out to the other so we can fawn over how cute/fluffy/happy they are. You never put sugar into a tea after the hot water if you want it all to dissolve properly. On a side, completely unrelated note. If the sun is out, or if I have things to do later, there is no finishing inside me. When ever I have to talk to my boyfriend about something serious I usually always bring him food first or we get food. [–]meow_meow69 19 points20 points21 points 3 years ago (1 child). Always ask before doing number 2. Or ham if the piece is too big. [–]BEEF_WIENERS 58 points59 points60 points 3 years ago (5 children). Very rarely will you saying it count as it has to be genuinely part of the convo and not just a way to get the other person. Night shift workers of reddit: what are some things you get to experience that others typically don't? It always confuses me when people act like each other's finances don't matter. But That doesnât mean autistic people canât be jerks. when the other arrives. This is Reddit's very own solution-hub. I always have a bag of catnip in my pants. [–]Roadsoda350 4490Answer Link448 points449 points450 points 3 years ago (11 children). Itâs true that people love giving their opinion and spreading their wisdom onto others, even if that said wisdom isnât particularly wise. I was stationed in Japan for several years, and as such, picked up a few phrases and cultural habits. I Nia Gardson hated Aiden Thomas with all my guts, and I'm sure he hated me too. Close. We have no say how we use our personal accounts but we have to consult each other every time we use the joint. As much as you and your significant other have similar qualities, you will also end up having different opinions, point of views, principles and beliefs which may often lead into an argument. Let her see it as a fight if thatâs how sheâs going to see it, but you canât not speak up just because sheâs going to get upset. [–]_creosote 81 points82 points83 points 3 years ago (3 children), I bet the first year it was a wall-mounted plasma, now it's a Pez dispenser with a gift card to Chili's ;(, [–]Jordan_the_Hutt 48 points49 points50 points 3 years ago* (4 children), EDIT: i see your username now so I can only assume that means yous twos pay each other everytime you have sex. This is a great idea. Can confirm. Whores. Is this weird in a relationship? Maybe I'm biased because my partner and I spent a good 15 minutes laughing at "pototo" when "potato" as a username was already taken. Breaking news Kissy sonar is also used to figure out when one of us crawls into bed if the other one is up or not. [–]WanderingZebraCloud 219 points220 points221 points 3 years ago (5 children). It is the scuba diving signal for "let's surface", in other words, "I'm ready to leave if you are. [–]NESoteric 49 points50 points51 points 3 years ago (4 children). Pototo, I've a feeling we're not in Idaho anymore. Use of this site constitutes acceptance of our User Agreement and Privacy Policy. Regardless if they didnât grow up step siblings considering ⦠We have no problem letting each other know if we need time alone. Thank you for responding, it's fine that you are not a expert, none of us are. We share many of the same rules as the rest of you, but that one's first. [–]librarygirl17 131 points132 points133 points 3 years ago (4 children), [–]MrMultibeast 64 points65 points66 points 3 years ago (5 children). Anything more than $1000 goes into the savings. We like to tease and shit talk each other but we have a "safe word" for when it gets too much and we want the other to stop. When you do _____ you make me feel like that" something like that, you know? If he tells a stupid joke in bed I am allowed to get up and throw the extra blanket that only he uses off of him and onto the floor. It gave me a better view on the situation I have. She or I will say "Do you need to pee?" [–]warm_ice 258 points259 points260 points 3 years ago (8 children), [–]2spooky_5me 61 points62 points63 points 3 years ago (3 children), [–]Raptorman84 41 points42 points43 points 3 years ago (1 child), [–]sit_ur_ass_down 51 points52 points53 points 3 years ago (0 children), [–]HappySadHuman 17 points18 points19 points 3 years ago (2 children), [–]svenson_26 38 points39 points40 points 3 years ago (1 child), Richard WISHES he was as cool as Chandler, [–]LegionGaming2k 27 points28 points29 points 3 years ago (0 children), [–][deleted] 10 points11 points12 points 3 years ago (1 child). We are always truthful during a pinkie swear. Our Blog, Relationship | 0 . [–]deev85 27 points28 points29 points 3 years ago (0 children). [–]DNF29 43 points44 points45 points 3 years ago (1 child). This has been violated exactly once and resulted in three days of silent tension. hello/goodbye/good night kisses are in multiples of 3. No, one of them's stirring constantly, but the other thinks that it needs to sit in the pan undisturbed for a bit with only occasional stirring, so (s)he is trying to undo the other person's stirring to keep the food as still as possible. What are some street smarts everyone should know? I would really love to hear other stories too. She was right. (Equally, I feel it's important to clean as you go). 5 of Redditâs Weirdest Relationship Stories. Good luck on your quest to find him though. The one who has the cat on their lap never has to get up for anything. Caligula loved his horse (though most likely not in a sexual way) so much that he bent over backwards to give it a life fit for the emperor himself. Sometimes I'm up. A good nights sleep and woken up by your SO. Super gay. I think that's just a rule for being a sane, decent human being. Five is right out. From her side it's always "You're going to let him run your life like that/ How dare him rule over how you spend your money" From my side it's "Yo, bro you're whipped" In reality, we very rarely say no to each other, if we do its because we don't actually have the funds. [–]1414141414 46 points47 points48 points 3 years ago (0 children), My gf is great at calling me out on this. Now she actually tells me where she wants to eat when I ask. [–]ibelieveyoubro 100 points101 points102 points 3 years ago (2 children). It works out pretty well. [–]triggy_cosineberg 46 points47 points48 points 3 years ago (1 child), When one of us is about to fart we have to warn the other person by saying "Fire in the hole!" If either of us ever starts a sentence or thought but stops short after deciding it's unimportant, perhaps insensitive, or just interrupted, we absolutely have to finish what we were saying. If we're ordering food and it comes with jalapenos we both ask for extra and she gets all of them. [–][deleted] 51 points52 points53 points 3 years ago (7 children), If we are out together and one of us sees an attractive lady then that person is obliged to subtlely point her out so the other person can check her out :), [–]katandkuma 28 points29 points30 points 3 years ago (0 children). [–]deliciousexmachina 28 points29 points30 points 3 years ago (0 children). Whenever we're frustrated or angry about something that doesn't involve each other, we have a code word that when said, we stay away from each other until feelings are cooled down. We established the monthly amount from the get go that was enough to cover food expenses, bills, and rent. more >>, Mod posts Looks like you're using new Reddit on an old browser. Rule is to be honest and not get upset at the response. Mario Bros. Is a Nintendo product, not a Sony product. Your cats are sampling the delicacy that comes from your eventual death. We split the money in december and that is how much we spend on each other for Christmas. We get up at different times for work. This indicates you're mad and then it starts a fight because you're communicating that in a passive-aggressive way. This is Reddit's very own solution-hub. Join. 2.) Its not cheating if its with a robot, unless its one of the hot robots from Westworld. But yes we are gay. If they're both just stirring as hard as they can, the food goes everywhere and nothing is accomplished. We share a joint account on top of our own accounts. If my wife is home, she responds, "Okaeri!" more >>, Askreddit is not your soapbox, personal army, or advertising platform. I need silence and solitude for pooping. It is not weird to be a celibate or virgin . There is a framed roommate award downstairs on the wall, framed employee award upstairs in the office. 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