Uh well, sure thing, Stan. I have to share my room with my future self?? The whole future self thing, well, it was a dirty fib. All he ever wants to do is watch Becker. 3. Stan! Wha-, what are you lookin' for, huh Stan? If you smoke pot you may grow up to find out that you aren't good at anything. Oh, dude, how's it goin', man? I hate him! Listen! So, everything is working out with your future actor? Well, studying is the golden key to the imposing door of success. Oh. And that show is so stupid. You're the Parental Revenge Center of Western America?? Look! I think I've found a great way to get revenge on your parents. I told you, I can't stand my future self. Why, if Professor Chaos were here he'd make everyone pay! I know how it feels to be really, really pissed off at your parents. It's just a little weird having people lying to our boy like this. But we have to teach our parents a lesson, Butters! I have no idea, man. Yeah, but we can't be sure, so we'd better assume he is and never try that first marijuana cigarette, huh? It should take about a month to achieve the results you want. Just for that, I'm gonna spend my whole childhood eating what I want, and doin' drugs when I want! Eh, but then why did they come back to the past. Stan! Yeah, I spent a lot of my teenage years on a slow downward spiral experimenting with drugs and alcohol. Thanks for staying after school and tutoring me, Butters. Oh! You kids fucking don't fuck around with your fucking mom! But we have to teach our parents a lesson, Butters! Look around you. So I don't know what to believe! This is Josh Casher. This is my future self. Butters, listen. Yep. Uh, hi, is this the Parental Revenge Center of Western America? God-damnit, I knew this was too good to be true! Well Butters, I hope you like the work. The Future Self Visualisation This Future Self Visualization is based on a the actual hypnotherapy script I use for real one to one personal coaching sessions. I'm gonna do it. Thanks. Make sure your son is watching the Channel 4 News. Look around you. To do this, first ⦠We just so desperately wanted you to never try drugs that we used a big scare tactic instead of ...telling you the truth. Son, we've just been trying to make sure you know how dangerous drugs like pot are. a-and Clyde's. I've been told a lot of things about pot, but I've come to find out a lot of those things aren't true! And you never told anybody that you were living with yourself from the future?? After that I'll bail. Are you my eleven o'clock? A naked man claiming to be Stan from the future is welcomed into the Marsh's home. ¡Aquí es verde, señor! Synopsis. Okay, okay, fine. Two peas in a pod, Future Self -n- Me Future Self -n- Me, Future Self -n-[Now they have separate beds. But, when he discovers that Butters has a "future self⦠See, here he is. It splashes out of the bowl along with some cereal. Well, there's only one person I can blame. With Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Adrien Beard, Mona Marshall. I said, I know how you feel. He came during the electrical storm last night and is caught in a time matrix. Future Butters. Wearing that puff-ball hat like always. Look! Yes, that's right. He's right. Now consider what else makes you who you are. I thought the hangover black went really nice in the lobby. In other news, South Park police are still looking for a craaazy man who terrorized the town one hour ago. Stan! Good luck with your letter writing, and weâll see you in the future. Alright, so we'll put the fake news report out on Tuesday night. Well that's a pretty good deal. It's a powerful ⦠All I've been trying to get you guys to do is admit that you lied to me! Ah, here he is. 3. You don't know what you're doing! Alright, now, Stan. That's mother's intuition; you can't argue with that. Well now you won't have to! You know, Professor Chaos, bringer of destruction and disorder! Motivation Corp.! It looks kinda nice. Laser-Guided Karma: Cartman mocks Stan for supposedly being a Future Loser, at the end he ends up becoming one after not taking the advice of his future self; My Future Self and Me: The Trope Namer zig-zags it. How many parents have you exacted revenge upon?! It was just a trick to get us to not wanna try drugs or alcohol. I wonder if my future self knows anything about this? A freak electric storm causes Stan's future self to return to the present. So I don't know what to believe! Oh no! Dude, just let me talk to you for like, five minutes. You guys stayed away from drugs, so you're okay. Your name's Randy Marsh, you're a geologist, and you don't like chicken. Look, I run a legitimate business here with state-of-the-art computers, charts, and technology. Just forget it, Cartman! I think I've found a great way to get revenge on your parents. Far less than 1% trigger the emotional state of their future self. Well, studying is the golden key to the imposing door of success. Thanks for staying after school and tutoring me, Butters. Just forget it, Cartman! Here I go. Just go away before we call the police! But you know, all this talk about future selves has made me think, maybe I should ...take better care of myself. Okay, Butters, let's start with you. You know, Professor Chaos, bringer of destruction and disorder! It's when you're bored that you should be learning some new skill or discovering some new science or... being creative. We just don't know how to talk to our son about drugs. Our parents are never gonna admit what they did was wrong, and they're never gonna change! Letter to inform my future self. Oh and and Kyle's, but that was a freebie. I feel your parents were a bit more cocky about lying to you and your revenge needs to reflect that. Ohhh, that makes me angry! The ends justify the means. Shift As Much in Your Current Life to Reflect Your Future Self What?? Uh, and after my parents get angry, uh how do we get the poop. Right. What if the residue gets on our hands and it leads to harder drugs like those commercials say? Sure I remember you. What my company does is in. My Future Self n' Me. I started this business over three months ago from the ground up. They've all been lying to us this whole time! Four months?? My God. Follow me back home, Stan. Oh, I don't know. Ey, you wanna go upstairs and play hide and go seek? Yeah, Stan, why don't you go upstairs and play with yourself? Well I'm sure Stan wouldn't mind his room, would you, Stan? I really, really wish you just would have told me that from the beginning. It turns out many of the other kids have had their future selves visit too, and ⦠Harmless? Take my doubts. This might be our fault. I want them to see what they did was wrong! They've all been lying to us this whole time! Oh dude, I should have never touched that marijuana! Future self, Take these fears away from me. Okay, very nice, very nice. Ohhh, that makes me angry! I'm not that stupid! I have to do whatever I can to not become a loser like him. I know all about Motivation Corp.! Wait a minute. Stan moves to turn it on, and they fight over the switch until one of them sleeps]Me. I said, I know how you feel. Parents understand one thing, and that's consequences. My name is T. Becker. They just... don't, son! It's just a show! See, here he is. And while they're gone, we're gonna smear all their walls with poop. I know what you mean. I know all about Motivation Corp.! Well, you know what us ultra-liberals say, when it comes to children and drugs, lies are OK. We have to teach our parents a lesson! Writing a letter to my future self was enlightening for me. Oh, dude, how's it goin', man? Yeah, didn't you see that commercial where it says that if you have pot you could become a terrorist? And I will work hard, for you. Four months?? I just can't stand having my future self around all the time! You guys, those commercials are just exaggerations. Poop comes in a lot of varieties, Butters. Okay, well let's do that then. Our moms and dads lied to us about those future selves! It's when you're bored that you should be learning some new skill or discovering some new science or... being creative. Alright, where is that son-of-a-bitch's wallet?! This is Josh Casher. Go have sex with yourself, asshole! Not my younger self, the self that I can currently look back on and be like: "Oh, you were an idiot." Just for that, I'm gonna spend my whole childhood eating what I want, and doin' drugs when I want. Future Butters. If we use lies and exaggerations to keep kids off drugs, then they're never gonna believe anything we tell them. And that show is so stupid. My parents aren't gonna learn their lesson from having some crap smeared on their walls! What?? Right. We don't know you and you don't know us! ¡La caca de moreno no es aquí! Parents understand one thing, and that's consequences. [Stan and Future Stan stroll down a road. Take my pain. How many parents have you exacted revenge upon?! Highly recommended! You really came through. Yeah. My name is T. Becker. And here it is⦠Dear Future Self, Today is your 40th birthday and as you look back you realize that you have had many fortunate ⦠Oh. Dude, that's not extreme enough! Let your male siblings try this quiz to see what they get! If you want a quick and easy therapy session go to @futureme and send an email to your future self⦠¡Es verde! It should take about a month to achieve the results you want. Drew Dyck. Singer: So much alike, and yet so different: Stan [Stan's future self ⦠That's why we have these consultations. Motivation Corp. takes care of everything. I'm sure your parents will be plenty pissed off. Well I'm sure Stan wouldn't mind sharing his room, would you, Stan? Take my sorrows. Help me find the perfect place to run away to! a-and Clyde's. Here we are, face to face, "My Future Self -n- Me" [Stan and Future Stan stroll down a road. [Stan and Future Stan stroll down a road. Your authentic self is the real you, the person you are truly meant to be. Yes, and he knows all your family history and every detail of your house. And he's worked up quite a future for your son. He knows everything Stan knows. They just... don't, son! I have a wife and three school-aged children. They need to see consequences from their actions, or else they'll never learn. But you know, all this talk about future selves has made me think, maybe I should ...take better care of myself. You guys, those commercials are just exaggerations. Son, we've just been trying to make sure you know how dangerous drugs like pot are. Well Butters, I hope you like the work. 12/04/2002 Felipe! Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. [Stan's future self turns off the light while Stan looks pissed off]Gettin' along isn't always easy, sometimes we disagree[Stan's future self brushes his teeth as Stan stands next to him, avoiding him. A song about stan and the "futurestan"_____You can download all Southpark-Song on http://www.planearium.de/songsus-6.htm I'm running a business, Stan. It's okay for us to lie and tell kids that all marijuana supports terrorism. So what I wanna to is put a note on your parents' door, telling them I'm the counselor from the school. I know that Mom had actually let it out. When a 32-year-old man claiming to be Stan from the future shows up in South Park, young Stan is forced to come to terms with the loser ⦠He'll be playing the role of your future son. Now imagine a wiser future you or an evolved self ⦠I know that Mom had actually let it out. ¡Es verde! Twenty years from now, I'll be a silver-haired fox and speak with a British accent, judging from this "Future Self" campaign created by Publicis ⦠I hate having my future self around, too. Future self, this is my good friend,-. Well here, Eric, I cooked you a huge box of cookies as a present. That it is, I assure you. What if the residue gets on our hands and it leads to harder drugs like those commercials say. We sure hope so. Just... tell me if I'm going in the right direction here. Oh. Help me find the perfect place to run away to! Listen! I wanna find the perfect one, tailored to your revenge on your parents. Future Stan has a beer] Stan [right at the camera] Stop it. Stan! Okay, very nice, very nice. We sure hope so. I've been helping children get back at their parents ever since. Yeah, Stan, why don't you go upstairs and play with yourself? I'm not that stupid! Oh! Thank you. I mean, maybe I. Haha, it's me, Cartman! Oh, God, it smells in here. I've been helping children get back at their parents ever since. Summary. Future Self Meditation Script Get yourself comfortable and relax more deeply focussing on your breathing for a while. It's driving me crazy! Yeah, I spent a lot of my teenage years on a slow downward spiral experimenting with drugs and alcohol. Yes, and he knows all your family history and every detail of your house. Future Stan reaches over to turn it on. Find Out Which Kpop Idol You Most Look Like! But I think it's coming together real nice. In the ass. Yeah, I gotta admit. I feel your parents were a bit more cocky about lying to you and your revenge needs to reflect that. Future Stan spits his frothy toothpaste into the sink], But in the end we know we're good for each other[both Stans eat cereal, but the future Stan has trouble pouring milk into his bowl. Stan! We're running away! My guess is far far less than 1% have a vivid vision which they share with everyone. You from the future. Your son seems to be responding. We thought the ends justified the means, but they don't. My Future Self n' Me Season 6 E 16 ⢠12/04/2002 When a 32-year-old man claiming to be Stan from the future shows up in South Park, young Stan is forced to come to terms with the loser ⦠Yes, well, eh you see, son, the time matrix pulled in more people from the future. Maybe it's the hand I smoked that first joint with. Stan is forced to come to terms with the loser he will become in about 23 years. Maybe it's the hand I smoked that first joint with. And the commercial where the two kids have pot and the one kids shoots the other. Yeah, I gotta admit. Your authentic self ⦠So what I wanna to is put a note on your parents' door, telling them I'm the counselor from the school. Go have sex with yourself, asshole! He's me when I'm 32. Your future self wants you to take action today to disrupt the habit of settling. We don't know you and you don't know us! Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Yeah, but we can't be sure, so we'd better assume he is and never try that first marijuana cigarette, huh? Take my darkness. I guess it's been around four months now. Oh, and that's when uh you'll fake the electrical storm as well? 616. Look, I run a legitimate business here with state-of-the-art computers, charts, and technology. 'Cause, r-tard, he's Stan from the future. Oh wait, uh, God-damnit! South Park Archives is a FANDOM TV Community. Butters, don't you think it's a little bit of a coincidence that both your future self and my future self got caught in a mexterdexed time plane? I have no idea, man. My future self has a bad kidney from all the drinkin' he did in high school. Look, you can make your wiener bigger in just three weeks. God-damnit, I knew this was too good to be true! We just so desperately wanted you to never try drugs that we used a big scare tactic instead of ...telling you the truth. 'Cause, r-tard, he's Stan from the future. Oh and and Kyle's, but that was a freebie. Behind The Scenes Where Did The Idea ⦠Future self, this is my good friend,-. Our moms and dads lied to us about those future selves! For you I've put together a really nice design. I really, really wish you just would have told me that from the beginning. Stan! It's driving me crazy! I thought the hangover black went really nice in the lobby. Winter Farm. Transcripts Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. Take them all away from me⦠And I will. You can even mail in photos or short videos. After that I'll bail. Oh. Hassle in the Castle (Scooby-Doo, Where Are You!). Make the most of your letter writing, and youâll help your future self make the most of the present. That's mother's intuition; you can't argue with that. Why, if Professor Chaos were here he'd make everyone pay! You're the Parental Revenge Center of Western America?? In other news, South Park police are still looking for a craaazy man who terrorized the town one hour ago. Your parents will drive all the way out to the school discovering that no meeting is actually taking place. Original Songs. What, uh-? It is lying, Butters. I guess it's been about four months now. Alright, then we'll put the fake news report out on Tuesday night. This whole time! Oh. No, I wanted to write some words to my future self, and so here they are: 10 things I really hope my future self ⦠I don't believe that he's my future self! It's a big flick a fuck! You deserve better for yourself, and you need to trust the big picture. No, Stan, I think the only way you're gonna get of him is by staying clear of drugs and alcohol. This is my future self. Stan turns the light out and tries to sleep. Stan moves to turn it on, and they fight over the switch until one of them sleeps]Me, Stan Marsh • Future Stan • Future Butters • Motivation Corp. • Parental Revenge Center • "My Future Self n' Me (song)" • Felipe, Images • Script • Extras • Watch Episode. I don't believe that he's my future self! Think about a project you would like new insight/inspiration into. Make sure your son is watching the Channel 4 News. To many of us, these letters are a good reminder and a proverbial âkick in the pantsâ to get going on what we thought weâd be accomplishing in the future. Well that's a pretty good deal. Your parents will drive all the way out to the school and discover that no meeting is actually taking place. Dad, we fucking can't! Wait right here, Stan. It doesn't have any fucking effect on me, for fuck's sake! Follow me back home, Stan. Chris, don't you see? Woohoo, that should get Kevin to stay clear of drugs. I just lost touch with you after I was sent to Juvi Hall in 2006. Drew Dyck (editor at Moody Publishers) posits that people who cultivate the vital virtue of self ⦠Okay, well let's do that then. Look, eh, Eric, I've been thinkin', my parents are gonna be awful sore and I don't think-, Yes, well, it's hard to find work in commercials, so I ended up-. Dad?? I just lost touch with you after I was sent to Juvi Hall in 2006. Uh well, sure thing, Stan. Mom, Dad, I don't think that guy is from the future. That's weird, because I really didn't cut off. He knows everything Stan knows. My life has gone completely downhill ever since my future self moved in. Aw, stop it, you guys! Wow, Eh eh you sure are a p-professional, Eric! Why don't you get some sleep? Okay, okay, fine. The whole future self thing, well, it was a dirty fib. And while they're gone, we're gonna smear all their walls with poop. Well, y-you know what we could do, uh, uh Butters, is go with the baby green in the living room, and then maybe a classic brown, or even a nut-n-corn crunch in your parents' bedroom. It was just a trick to get us to not wanna try drugs or alcohol. I'm gonna do it. You must be exhausted. I told you, I can't stand my future self. Well, there's only one person I can blame. Come on, Butters, let's go. Uh, hi, is this the Parental Revenge Center of Western America? It looks kinda nice. I I just, I just, ...my first idea. For you I've put together a really nice design. Oh, God, it smells in here. Mom, your maiden name is Kimble and you have a scar on your left knee from when you slipped in the swimming pool. How about this? Now, I want you to take a look at some of these poop swatches. [Stan's future self turns off the light while Stan looks pissed off]Gettin' along isn't always easy, sometimes we disagree[Stan's future self brushes his teeth as Stan stands next to him, avoiding him. Yeah. Woohoo, that should get Kevin to stay clear of drugs. Stan and Butters' future selves are just actors, but Cartman's future self really did travel back in time to meet his younger self. Mom, Dad, I don't think that guy is from the future. Dude, just let me talk to you for like, five minutes. You really came through. It's time I let you in on a horrible s-secret! Stan turns the light out and tries to sleep. The T stand for Terrific. Eh, so, you don't want to make your parents suffer and pay for mistreating you, then? When a 32-year-old man claiming to be Stan from the future ⦠i wrote myself a letter to my future self after 8th grade promotion and told myself to open it on the day of my high school graduation. Stan's future self ⦠You're gonna smear Butters' parent's walls with poop. Okay, uh, you you might be wondering why Butters has a future self, too. It's time I let you in on a horrible s-secret! Here I go. Eh, how come you care about schoolwork all of a sudden? Well now you won't have to! I've been told a lot of things about pot, but I've come to find out a lot of those things aren't true! Uh, and after my parents get angry, uh how do we get the poop. Future Stan reaches over to turn it on. My futur self. Motivation Corp. takes care of everything. Recently, I was inspired during another insomniac bout to write a letter to my future self. This lady'll massage your wiener for ninety-five dollars. Your parents lied to you and my parents lied to me! So, everything is working out with your future actor? Come on, Butters, let's go. I know what you mean. Stan just buries his face in his hands in frustration]Two peas in a pod, Future Self -n- MeFuture Self -n- Me, Future Self -n-[Now they have separate beds. Well we both got the same teacher for homeroom, too, but you didn't say anything then. You must be exhausted. South Park is the Trope Namer: "My Future Self 'N Me" is about Stan's future self landing in the present. I know that's just what you told me. Eh, so, you don't want to make your parents suffer and pay for mistreating you, then? If we use lies and exaggerations to keep kids off drugs, then they're never gonna believe anything we tell them. It splashes out of the bowl along with some cereal. I was just about to go asleep in an alley behind the crackhouse. We have to teach our parents a lesson! You're right, Linda. So it is with everything here at Motivation Corp. It doesn't have any fucking effect on me, for fuck's sake! Yes, well, eh you see, son, the time matrix pulled in more people from the future. Well here, Eric, I baked you a huge box of cookies as a present. All he ever wants to do is watch Becker. In the episode, a man claiming to be Stan's future self shows up to his house. I warn you: you may not like what you're about to see. Future Stan has a beer], One of them's messy, the other one's clean! Future Stan reaches over to turn it on. I thought each revenge was unique and customized! Well, you're good at adventurin', huh Stan? Ey, you wanna go upstairs and play hide and go seek? Oh dude, I should have never touched that marijuana! It is lying, Butters. ¡Aquà es verde, señor! Poop-smearing is the hot ticket right now, Stan, and... have you seen the poop swatches. I hate having my future self around, too. In the ass. Wow, Eh eh you sure are a p-professional, Eric! Oh God, who smeared crap all over our walls?! It's just a little weird having people lying to our boy like this. hey all! Whoa, Kyle and Cartman! I wonder if my future self knows anything about this? The campy, sitcom-style theme song "My Future Self -n- Me," which plays over the montage of Stan and his Future Self frolicking around.. Take my guilt. That looks nice. I hate him! Eh, but then why did they come back to the past. Just... tell me if I'm going in the right direction here. Yep. That looks nice. I started this business over three months ago from the ground up. It originally aired on December 4, 2002 and is rated TV-MA in the United States. Look, you can make your wiener bigger in just three weeks. Uh hello, we're here about the revenge on our parents? We just don't know how to talk to our son about drugs. The note will inform them that a problem has come up and they need to see me right-away, back at my office. Oh no! Two peas in a pod, Future Self -n- Me Future Self -n- Me, Future Self -n-[Now they have separate beds. Butters, we've go-! This holiday is known as a time for families to get together, to be thankful for the ⦠I wanna find the perfect one, tailored to your revenge on your parents. Yearh, well, three hundred gallons of poop isn't gonna smell like a garden, Butters. So it is with everything here at Motivation Corp. Get it! I know that's just what you told me. Well, y-you know what we could do, uh, uh Butters, is go with the baby green in the living room, and then maybe a classic brown, or even a nut-n-corn crunch in your parents' bedroom. Wait a minute. Whoa, Kyle and Cartman! It's okay for us to lie and tell kids that all marijuana supports terrorism. That's weird, because I really didn't cut off. Yeah, Stan, don't be so hard on yourself. My goodness, he does look a little like Kevin. Poop comes in a lot of varieties, Butters. I thought his revenge was unique and customized! Dad?? They didn't come back to the past, you dumbass, they're actors! Far less than 1% courageously pursue their future dreams, right here and now. Well they both got the same teacher for homeroom, too, but you didn't say anything then. Stan turns the light out and tries to sleep. I don't know which swatch I like best. Dude, that's not extreme enough! Butters, listen. Okay, uh, you you might be wondering why Butters has a future self, too. The ends justify the means. Butters, we've go-! Your Future Self Will Thank You: Secrets to Self-Control from the Bible and Brain Science. Ah, here he is. The T stand for Terrific. What, uh-? Craig's. Let me just say, first and foremost, happy Thanksgiving! I'm going to tell him that I dropped out of school and went to prison for eight years, where I was sodomized. Are you my eleven o'clock? It has such a cathartic effect and has helped me set long term goals and reminders. Well, you're good at adventurin', huh Stan? "Human beings are works in progress that mistakenly think they're finished." Stan just buries his face in his hands in frustration]Two peas in a pod, Future Self -n- MeFuture Self -n- Me, Future Self -n-[Now they have separate beds. Show them they can't just play with our emotions like that! Look, eh, Eric, I've been thinkin', my parents are gonna be awful sore and I don't think-, Yes, well, it's hard to find work in commercials, so I ended up-. I want them to have them to admit that they lied to me! Browse through and take future self quizzes. I want them to have to admit that they lied to me! Why don't you get some sleep? Well I think when this is all over, our son is gonna thank us. Oh Jesus, it smells! Writing a letter to your future self can be a great way to look back on how your life has changed and find out if you're achieving the goals you set for yourself. My life has gone completely downhill ever since my future self moved in. Will you? Yeah, well, three hundred gallons of poop isn't gonna smell like a garden. And he's worked up quite a future for your son. Get it! It's so cool to see you guys. The only time you'll return to this website will be to explore your journal My Future Self by My Future Self⦠You from the future. Yeah, well, three hundred gallons of poop isn't gonna smell like a garden, Butters. "My Future Self 'n' Me" is episode 95 of the Comedy Central series South Park. 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